Q: Did you ever think that you were going to file for divorce at any point in time?
A: You know, every marriage has its ups and downs, but my husband and I love each other very, very, much. And divorce is not on the table, never was.
MR FORD: Murder?
THE WITNESS: Absolutely not.

Elsa Jorgensen

Rough Oak, Mich.

Q. Did I ask you if you were married?

A. You haven’t. You didn’t ask me that.

Q. Are you married?

A. My wife’s deceased. I have been married.

Q. Huh?

A. I have been married. My wife, she passed.

Q. She passed? Just one time?

A. Just one time.

Sheila McKinney
Oxford, Miss.

Q. Ms. Witness, good morning.

A. Good morning.

Q. I am not the lawyer that was at your arbitration hearing in October.

A. Mm-hmm.

Q. I might not even be half the lawyer that was at your arbitration hearing in October. But I’m the guy who has taken over the case.

Nancy Toner
Exton, Pa

Q. What did the other driver look like?

A. I don’t know. I’ve never seen her before.

Q. Well, it wouldn’t matter whether you saw her before. What did she look like that night?

Michele L. Fontaine, RPR
Leicester, Mass

Q. Well, do you know what plaintiff means?

A. Yes.

Q. What does plaintiff mean to you?

A. Opposite of defendant.

Q. What does defendant mean to you?

A. Opposite of plaintiff.

Q. Now we’re going somewhere.

Lynn Brooks, RPR
DeSoto, Texas

Q. Ms. Wright, how are you this afternoon?

A. I’m God.

Debra Arter, RDR, CRR
Rockledge, Fla.