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December

LOVE AND MARRIAGE

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Q. Are you married, sir?

A. Yes.

Q. Do you think that’s causing your back pain?

A. Causing me a lot of pain. I’ve had the same one for 50 years. Be married 50 years the first of August.

Kim Hamm, RPR
St. Joseph, Mo.

28
December

SILLY HOMONYMS

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Q. Did any doctors advise you to use a cane?

A. Yes.

Q. Which doctor?

A. No. It wasn’t a witch doctor.

Q. No. Which, W-H-I-C-H.

MR. SMITH: What is the doctor’s name?

Virginia Dodge, RPR, CRR
Boston, Mass.

21
December

I GET A HEADACHE JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

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Q. When you get a headache, where is the pain?

A. In my head.

Barbara J. Ulrich, RPR
Madison, Wis.

21
December

MISTAKEN IMPRESSIONS

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Q. And you had no lawyer assist you in working on this letter?

A. No.

Q. Why was that?

A. Because I didn’t see a need for a lawyer. I think you’re under the mistaken impression that lawyers are always a big help.

Therese Casterline, RMR
The Colony, Texas

14
December

WHAT I HEAR

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Q. Did Dr. Lee speak Korean?

A. That I don’t know, but he spoke to me in Korean.

Susan Sautman
Culver City, Calif.

14
December

DWO

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Q. At the time you went outside, were you intoxicated?

A. Yup.

Q. Did you continue drinking?

A. Not while I was outside. It’s dangerous.

Michele L. Fontaine, RPR
Leicester, Mass.

07
December

WELL, DUH!

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Q. Do you know the condition of your vision?

A. It’s not very good.

Q. How do you know that?

A. Because when I take my glasses off, I can’t see anything.

Laurel Eiler, RDR
Brentwood, Tenn.

07
December

NO COMMENT, PLEASE

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Q. So he’s a retired gentleman?

A. Well, he’s retired.

Lynn Brooks, RPR
DeSoto, Texas

01
December

I COULDN’T RESIST

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Q. If you want to mark one of the photos with buckling and one with shear, that would be fine.

A. A picture is worth a thousand words.

THE COURT REPORTER: I prefer a thousand words

Andrea Kingsley, RPR
Easton, Conn.

01
December

GOOD ADVICE

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Q. Okay. Did they advise you to seek follow-up treatment from the hospital?

A. Yes. Absolutely.

Q. What did they tell you in terms of follow-up care?

A. Seek it.

Michele L. Fontaine, RPR
Leicester, Mass