Brusilow

WHAT PRICE LITERACY?

Brusilow — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 19:16:40 +0000

Q: Adam, do you know who Ralph Waldo Emerson is?
A: I don’t know none of them guys.
Q: He’s not somebody you’d know from the streets.

Jan Hunnicutt, RPR, CRR
Santa Rosa, CA

NO, THANK YOU!

Brusilow — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:26:55 +0000

Q: Now, sir, I’m sure you are an intelligent and honest man –
A: Thank you, sir. If I weren’t under oath, I’d return the compliment.

Forgot to Remember

Brusilow — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 17:50:57 +0000

Q: And when is your wedding date?
A: Umm. . .
Q: Just engaged?
A: Yes. Don’t tell her that, though.
Q: I won’t.

Michele L. Fontaine, RPR

Leicester, Mass.

I’d Still Rather Not Be Hit

Brusilow — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 16:41:09 +0000

A. I was hit from the side.
Q. While you were in a car?
A. Mm-hmm, yes.
Q. That’s a good place to be when you’re hit from the side.

Rosina Rhodes

Winfield, Illinois

Stating the Obvious

Brusilow — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:26:32 +0000

Q. What have you observed about her sleeplessness?
A. She wasn’t sleeping good.

Lynn Brooks

De Soto, Texas

Translation Please!

Brusilow — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 15:28:15 +0000

MR. SMITH: An old drinking buddy of mine from long ago when I was in the JAG office.
A: He is our –
Q: Highly recommended, in other words.

Barbara D. Watts

Manakin-Sabot, Va.

IS THAT UNDER OATH?

Brusilow — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:06:42 +0000

Q: Did you ever think that you were going to file for divorce at any point in time?
A: You know, every marriage has its ups and downs, but my husband and I love each other very, very, much. And divorce is not on the table, never was.
MR FORD: Murder?
THE WITNESS: Absolutely not.

Elsa Jorgensen

Rough Oak, Mich.

MIRACLES OF MODERN SCIENCE

Brusilow — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:14:44 +0000

Q. Did I ask you if you were married?

A. You haven’t. You didn’t ask me that.

Q. Are you married?

A. My wife’s deceased. I have been married.

Q. Huh?

A. I have been married. My wife, she passed.

Q. She passed? Just one time?

A. Just one time.

Sheila McKinney
Oxford, Miss.

GOOD, BETTER, BEST

Brusilow — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 20:13:38 +0000

Q. Ms. Witness, good morning.

A. Good morning.

Q. I am not the lawyer that was at your arbitration hearing in October.

A. Mm-hmm.

Q. I might not even be half the lawyer that was at your arbitration hearing in October. But I’m the guy who has taken over the case.

Nancy Toner
Exton, Pa

WHAT I SEE

Brusilow — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 20:11:59 +0000

Q. What did the other driver look like?

A. I don’t know. I’ve never seen her before.

Q. Well, it wouldn’t matter whether you saw her before. What did she look like that night?

Michele L. Fontaine, RPR
Leicester, Mass