Q. All right.  Give me a brief overview of the examination.  It’s a four-part test?
A. Yes.
Q. What are the four parts?
A. Part one, part two, part three, part four.

Victoria Guerrero, RPR, CRR
Norco, California

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THE JUDGE: Adam, do you know who Ralph Waldo Emerson is?

THE DEFENDANT: I don’t know none of them guys.

THE JUDGE: He’s not someody you’d know on the streets

Jan Hunnicut, RPR

Santa Rosa, California

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A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Have you seen my father?”
The bartender replies, “What’s he look like?”

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Q: So, if a person wants to be an idiot, they can be an idiot.
A: There’s no law against being an idiot as far as I’m aware of.
Q: And there’s no law forcing a person to be an idiot, is there?
A: No, sir.

Cassy Russell, RPR

Tulsa, Oklahoma

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Q. Have I conducted myself as a gentleman here today?
A. As far as I know. I can’t see under the table.
Q. Leaving that one alone.

 Casey Russell, RPR, CRR
 Tulsa, Oklahoma

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Q: Did you blow your own horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

Anonymous

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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Courtroom quotation

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Q: Adam, do you know who Ralph Waldo Emerson is?
A: I don’t know none of them guys.
Q: He’s not somebody you’d know from the streets.

Jan Hunnicutt, RPR, CRR
Santa Rosa, CA

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Q:   Now, sir, I’m sure you are an intelligent and honest man –
A:  Thank you, sir. If I weren’t under oath, I’d return the compliment.

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Q: And when is your wedding date?
A: Umm. . .
Q: Just engaged?
A: Yes. Don’t tell her that, though.
Q: I won’t.

Michele L. Fontaine, RPR

Leicester, Mass.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)