Q:   Now, sir, I’m sure you are an intelligent and honest man –
A:  Thank you, sir. If I weren’t under oath, I’d return the compliment.

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Q: And when is your wedding date?
A: Umm. . .
Q: Just engaged?
A: Yes. Don’t tell her that, though.
Q: I won’t.

Michele L. Fontaine, RPR

Leicester, Mass.

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A.  I was hit from the side.
Q.  While you were in a car?
A.  Mm-hmm, yes.
Q.  That’s a good place to be when you’re hit from the side.

Rosina Rhodes

Winfield, Illinois

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Q. What have you observed about her sleeplessness?
A. She wasn’t sleeping good.

Lynn Brooks

De Soto, Texas

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MR. SMITH: An old drinking buddy of mine from long ago when I was in the JAG office.
A: He is our –
Q: Highly recommended, in other words.

Barbara D. Watts

Manakin-Sabot, Va.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Q: Did you ever think that you were going to file for divorce at any point in time?
A: You know, every marriage has its ups and downs, but my husband and I love each other very, very, much. And divorce is not on the table, never was.
MR FORD: Murder?
THE WITNESS: Absolutely not.

Elsa Jorgensen

Rough Oak, Mich.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Q. Did I ask you if you were married?

A. You haven’t. You didn’t ask me that.

Q. Are you married?

A. My wife’s deceased. I have been married.

Q. Huh?

A. I have been married. My wife, she passed.

Q. She passed? Just one time?

A. Just one time.

Sheila McKinney
Oxford, Miss.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

Q. Ms. Witness, good morning.

A. Good morning.

Q. I am not the lawyer that was at your arbitration hearing in October.

A. Mm-hmm.

Q. I might not even be half the lawyer that was at your arbitration hearing in October. But I’m the guy who has taken over the case.

Nancy Toner
Exton, Pa

(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

Q. What did the other driver look like?

A. I don’t know. I’ve never seen her before.

Q. Well, it wouldn’t matter whether you saw her before. What did she look like that night?

Michele L. Fontaine, RPR
Leicester, Mass

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Q. Well, do you know what plaintiff means?

A. Yes.

Q. What does plaintiff mean to you?

A. Opposite of defendant.

Q. What does defendant mean to you?

A. Opposite of plaintiff.

Q. Now we’re going somewhere.

Lynn Brooks, RPR
DeSoto, Texas

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)